Written: Kampala, Uganda — July 6, 1998
My friend in Nigeria, he suffered from hysteria.
My friend in Uganda, she had some trauma.
My friend in the Comoros, ate zebu and felt quite gross.
My friend in Equatorial Guinea, didn’t even have a penny.
My friend in Namibia, broke his tibia.
My friend in Mali, wished he was in Bali.
My friend in Lebanon, didn’t trust the Pentagon.
My friend in Afghanistan, ate tacos and flan.
My friend in China, she has a big vagina.
My friend in Bangladesh, jammed all night with Phil Lesh.
My friend in Kathmandu, dressed like fat men do.
My friend in Vietnam, didn’t feel too strong.
My friend in Hungary, ate lots of turkey.
My friend in Turkey was quite Hungry.
My friend in Ecuador, was found dead on the floor.
My friend in Britain, was so drunk I felt like hittin'.